Who’s Gonna Win The World Cup Anybody But England
After my encounter with the wolf people of London at Paddington Old Cemetery last night…a freak show that should be locked up in a cage at London Zoo, my nerves were on edge. I needed something to wipe away the memory of the wolf family from my mind. I was clean out of LSD, that was a joke by the way. There was only one remedy that I could think of BOOZE.
I wandered down to my local off license on Kilburn High Road for something strong and wet to help my frayed nerves recover form a sight that no man should ever have to witness when alone in a spooky graveyard…Wolf People.
If you are ever in need of an alcoholic drink or three there must be about a hundred places on Kilburn High Road that sell the stuff. The fact that their seems to be so many bookies and shops licensed to sell booze around here, what does that tell you about the area…That people like to drink and gamble, or I should say drink and lose all their money, cause there is always some fucker standing outside one of those bookies trying to tap a quid. Another Kilburn success story, ready for the next episode of Dragons Den, perhaps not…!
My local off license always have some good deals on and any place that sells Mount Gay Rum all the way from Barbados has to be good. Even though it is £12.99 a bottle.. I could get a bottle of the good stuff in paradise for 4 quid.
Whilst queuing up to get my bottle of medicine the guy serving starts asking people who they think is gonna win the world cup. I did a quick prayer that he never asked me. A Scotsman in a shop full of boozers, answering anyone apart from England could have caused a riot.
I needn’t have worried…white English guy answers Brazil or France, Indian English guy answers Portugal, Black English guy answers Brazil, Irish guy answers Ireland…WTF and the Scottish guy answers England, and all I get is your having a fucking laugh mate and I said your right mate…!
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