Watch Out For the Crazy London Cyclists
They say that cycling is good for the environment and that more of us should be doing it and that it will keep you fit into the bargain. Now in the real world that is maybe true, but it just don’t and can’t work the way it is meant to in London.
In the coolest city in the world, I feel that normal logic sometimes just doesn’t exist. There is so much pollution and also crazy drivers on the road in London that have gained there Mickey Mouse license in countries that quite frankly give them away if you can start your car. I personally feel that it just isn’t safe to cycle on the roads here. How can constantly breathing in mouthfuls of bus or lorry fumes be good for your health or getting seriously injured or killed by some crazy driver?
Now that is sympathy time over for all you brave souls, that are what I will call Crazy London Cyclists. I’m not going to tar you all with the same brush, just most of you and I’m not going to mince my words. You guys want it all and are not prepared to give anything in return and are a complete menace to society.
You guys are always cussing car drivers for everything, even when you are clearly at fault and if I could get a pound for every time I hear one of you fu**ers shouting and swearing at the top of your voice at a car driver in front of little children I would be rich. The other day I witnessed one of London’s finest crazy cyclists in action, would you believe this nut was cycling down a one way street the wrong way. A car appears and the cyclist stops in the middle of the road and he starts cussing the car driver like crazy, for what I’m not too sure.
The coming down a road the wrong way cyclist incident, however had a happy ending and I do love a happy ending! When the driver got out of his car and this guy looked like a gorilla, he was huge, and calmly asked Mr Cyclist, “what the fuck he was on, and if he never got out the fucking way, he would wrap his bike around his fucking neck”. Now you should have seen the speed at which Mr Cyclist seen the error of his ways and was out of there like a shot and I hasten to add he was going in the right direction this time.
I witnessed the near knocking down of a old grannie just the other day, buy you guessed it a cyclist, as she crossed a zebra crossing. It was just by the grace of god that he missed her. Maybe a zebra crossing and how they work was too confusing for the Rasta cyclist, but the fact that all the cars had stopped should have been an indication to him that there was someone crossing.
Can someone please tell me why you get so many cyclists on the pavements in London cycling like they are on the fu**king road. Don’t you guys get it, pavements are for pedestrians and walking. The roads are for cycling on! I however cant blame you for not wanting to travel on them, but if you are too scared, get off and push the bike and head to the park!
My personal favourite is when cyclists speed through when the green man is showing at the traffic lights, one of these days I’m gonna take aim and give you some retribution, if you get too close! Don’t these guys know the rules of the road, maybe they need to learn the highway code!
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I have never came across so many ignorant, bad mannered, impatient and dumb people, who just happen to be cyclists, in any city in the world in my life. However I think have the answer as to why they are like this! They have breathed in a wee bit too much of those black fumes that some of those lorries and busses blast out and it has messed up their brains!
I don’t know about you but it I feel it is about time that Boris came up with an action plan to protect the public from the scourge of cyclists in London. Like wise I feel a lot more needs to be done to protect cyclists on the roads, for far too many are getting killed by mistakes made by bad drivers.
I have a simple plan for Boris that will help deal with the dangers to pedestrians caused by cyclists.
London Cycle Action Plan
Make it an offense, which will be punishable by an on the spot £25 fine, (that is if you can catch them) if they do any of the following.
1. Cycle through red lights.
2. Cycle when the green man is showing at the traffic lights.
3. If they are over 16 and cycling on the pavement.
4. Cycling down a one way road the wrong way.
5. Shouting, swearing and cussing loudly at car drives, this is in fact a breach of the peace.
I’m sure the above would be to the mutual benefit of the good cyclists, as well as the long suffering at the wheels of the cyclists pedestrians. All I’m saying Mr, Mrs & Ms Cyclists of the world is to start showing some manners and remember that you don’t own the roads!