The Most Beautiful Photoshopped Celebrity In the World
I was reading the dailymail.co.uk online this morning when I came across an article regarding one of my favourite celebrities, let me remember what the fuck her name is again…Kelly Osbourne that’s it. I’m of course taking the piss and I mean not that I couldn’t remember her name because I couldn’t but the fact she one of my favourite celebrities.
I couldn’t believe what I was reading and for a very scary moment I thought someone had slipped some LSD into my porridge this morning and I was hallucinating. The mail claimed that Kelly Osbourne had made it onto the list of the 100 most beautiful people in the world. I kid you not. It is seemingly true, as impossible as it sounds.
I don’t know or for that matter I couldn’t really give a dam where abouts in the top 100 of the People Magazines fake list she has came, because it is complete bull shit. She wouldn’t even make it into the top 100 best looking people in the street I live let alone the fucking world. I think I have the answer as to why she made it onto this joke of list and that is quite simply because Ozzy and Sharon where judges. That is the only logical reason I can think of.
Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying that Sharon is ugly because she isn’t, but come on give me a break, she is no beauty queen. I here some of you saying but its what’s inside that makes you a beautiful person and I totally agree, but I somehow doubt that is the criteria that is being used to compile this list when you look at some of the others on it!
Just take a look at the picture of Kelly Osbourne doing a Marilyn Monroe style photoshoot, give me a fucking break, it looks nothing like her. They sure can do amazing things nowadays with Photoshop. No wonder so many young girls nowadays feel under so much pressure to have the perfect body! Give me 30 minutes and even I could turn Frankenstein’s monster into something good looking, but he wouldn’t look quite so good when he was out in the real world. Much like those natural Kelly Osbourne pictures the Mail took of her!
I think that in the future when People Magazine does their yearly 100 most beautiful people in the world list, they need to change the name of it. I have the perfect name for them, “The Most Beautiful Photoshopped Celebrities In the World. I’m just keeping it real…!
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