The Evil Laugh Sent A Chill Running Right Through Me
The sun was shining in good old Kilburn in London yesterday afternoon, and I thought I would head to Paddington Old Cemetery for a wee stroll. I was wandering along Willesden Lane, when I thought I better go and buy an energy drink and mars bar, my legs were still reeling form the effects of the previous days exertions at the Monument and Tower Bridge.
I wish I had never stepped into a little unassuming corner shop in Willesden Lane, because I came across the most evil laugh I have ever heard in my life. It was like something out of a horror movie, it made Vincent Prices evil laugh seem tame in comparison.
This woman of the infamous laugh, was of South American decent and looked totally unhinged, she was very scary, too scary. I was standing in the queue when the woman attempted to pay for £2 worth of stuff with a £50 note. She whipped the £50 note out of her purse and put on the most evil laugh in the world and said, “this is all I care about, it’s the most important thing in the world, money” as she waved the note in the air.
The shop assistant asked her if she had anything smaller and she said, “I don’t normally carry small notes”, “bullshit!” She eventually pulled out a £20 and again put on the evil and most sinister laugh I have ever heard. This woman was scary, she could make a lot of money doing voice over’s for horror movies. In fact she was so ugly and scary looking, she could probably make a good living staring in second rate horror movies.
It wasn’t just me this woman’s evil like laugh had trembling in fear, there was even a baby in the shop that burst into hysterical tears upon hearing the mad laughter howling through the air. I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say her laugh was pure evil and the worst thing is it didn’t seem to be put on, it was her real laugh.
I tell you this woman’s evil laugh sent shivers through my whole body and she even made the hairs on my arms stand on end. I even had an encounter with a real ghost a while back and that was an enjoyable experience compared to this woman’s sinister laugh.
I headed up to Old Paddington Cemetery for a stroll, I normally find it a great place for getting away from the hustle and bustle of city life. But my nerves were on edge from the South American woman’s evil laugh. I swear as I walked past one of the ancient old vaults in the cemetery, I heard her mad laugh coming out of it. I will tell you I was spooked, the hairs on my arms again stood on end.
I convinced myself that I was hearing things and carried on walking, when I heard something rustling beside the gravestone, I was bracing myself for the evil laugh to start ringing out, when a squirrel went running past. That was my sign that it was time to head home!
I hope the evil laugh woman is only in London for a short time, either on holiday or staring in some horror movie, because she could give a lot of people nightmares! I think I better start wearing a crucifix and carrying a pocket size bible with me at all time, because you never know when they might come in handy.
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