So Posh In Twickenham, London
A catastrophe recently happened in the posh folks area of Twickenham in London. There was an uproar…the locals were protesting like crazy. They even set up a Facebook protest group. There was rioting on the streets, the posh twats were throwing their cucumbers sandwiches at the police…they were going berserk.
You may be wondering what caused the good middle class citizens of Twickenham to get in such a stupor. Wait for it, brace yourself, take a deep breath and sit down. The POOR peoples shop, POUNDLAND dared to open up one of their POOR peoples stores in Twickenham. OUT fucking RAGEOUS. How dare they bring down the tone of this salubrious area to the same level as the peasant classes. Poundland was a shop they associated with the run down and ghetto like areas of London, not a high class place like Twickenham, where crooked bankers and white collar criminals are regarded as heroic figures who are just trying to earn a crust…
But hold on just a second the Poundland store has been open only two months and believe it or not, it is not going out of business because of a lack of customers. NO IT AINT…in fact it has become quite probably the busiest shop in Twickenham. UN fucking BELIEVABLE. Those posh twats had a wee sniff of all those brand names that you can get for a measly quid and wooh they couldn’t resist.
It seems that Poundland isn’t just for the poor peasant classes of London after all…if it costs a quid in Poundland and double that in Sainsbury’s, where would you buy it? I know where I’m going to go…! I wonder how many of those fucking hypocrites who engaged in their fruitless wee protest are now happily shopping there now. Even if they do quickly hide their Poundland bag before they hit the oh so posh streets of Twickenham…that would just be way too embarrassing for them.
The heart attack rate has seemingly went up 1000% in Twickenham. Every time an old rich twat, I have got more money than you so I’m better than you walks past the shop, they boil up with rage and BOOM their heart goes pop…they can’t take the sight of that in your face cheap looking exterior of Poundland. Just keeping it real…!
Its a funny old world sometimes.
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I was just having a chat to someone else this week about another posh area where the Poundland had been doing a roaring trade. The posh people in this country often don’t have a clue!!!
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I have a friend that said he would never shop in a poor persons shop like Poundland…I asked him if he had ever been in one before, he said no…I ended the conversation at that point…How can you judge something unless you have seen it for yourself…! That is what loads of those posh gits from Twickenham did, until the store opened and now they cant get enough of it…
Great story. I also know quite a few American expat friends (bankers, of course) who refuse to step foot in Poundland. One of them even paid £15 for a baking sheet off of Amazon.co.uk because he didn’t want to get labelled as poor by just going to Poundland and getting one for £1. Wanker!
I have friend who truly is poor, and he thinks he is not quite poor enough to shop in Poundland…He is NUTS.
I live in Twickenham and I don’t remeber any riots – I’ts not that exciting. And the high street ain’t that posh – it’s almost all charity shops, especially since woolies shut down
At the time when Poundland wanted to open up the store a few of the real rich twats with nothing better to do were quite vocal in their attempts to prevent a poor persons store from opening up on their patch. From what I have heard they are now never out of the place!