Shop Lifting In London, Jamaican Style
I had only been living in London for about 6 weeks, when my then, Jamaican girlfriend took me out for a wander around Peckham. I was a wee bit nervous about being in this rather dubious area of London. I will tell you why. My life long friend and last flat mate back home in Aberdeen, before I met my met my former wife, told me a rather disturbing story about an incident, which had happened to one of his former work colleagues Jim, when he was working in London.
Jim was wandering around in Peckham one afternoon, when he was approached by a group of those scum bags that want everything for nothing. They proceeded to rob Jim of his, spectacles, jacket, jumper, jeans, watch, trainers, wallet, in fact they only left him with his boxer shorts, t-shirt and socks. But I thought at the time, that was 5 years ago, and things aren’t quite so bad nowadays. Or so I hoped!
After walking around Peckham for a couple of hours, I must admit that it didn’t seem too bad an area, it was rough around the edges, but not the worst area I have ever visited in London. There were lots of pretty looking girls and I have a good eye for such things and any area that has such an abundance of beauty cant be too bad.
Jamaican girl wanted to go into the Netto’s for a few things and it was hear that I witnessed the craziest looking and least discreet shoplifter I have ever seen in my life. I was just walking around having a wee look around, seeing what the store was about. I had never been in a Netto’s before, we didn’t have one in Aberdeen, when I was last home. When I couldn’t help but be drawn to the attention of a real Ghetto Jamaican Girl, she was walking around the store, talking to herself real loud and acting like a mad woman. I know that isn’t anything out of the ordinary in London, which is why I barely gave her a second glance. I however must admit that her amazing looking booty did get a couple of admiring glances from me.
A few minutes later we walked past the Jamaican Ghetto Girl, and she was still taking loudly to herself, and as she was doing so, she was pushing stacks of stuff off the bottom shelf into her rather large holdall. I couldn’t believe it, not the fact that she was shoplifting, but the fact she was so obvious in her actions. The security guard was too busy chatting up a girl at the checkout to bother with a wee bit of shoplifting.
I thought when the crazy shoplifter attempts to go through the checkouts, her bulging holdall might be a dead give away, that along with her crazy draw lots of attention to herself behaviour, might just arouse the suspicion of the Sherlock Holmes like security guard. Maybe not, his eyes were more focussed down the top of the checkout girl that he was chatting up. It’s a good job if you can get it, and I suppose that’s what you get when you pay minimum wages.
Jamaican Ghetto Girl shoplifter had about £2.50 worth of goods in her shopping basket and about £50 in her holdall. It was what she done next, which was true class! Did she pay for the stuff in her basket? Don’t be silly she just left the basket at the checkout and walked out of the Netto’s talking to herself.
The Jamaican girl that I was with, was disgusted by the behaviour of her fellow country woman, she herself said, “it is her kind that give all Jamaicans a bad name”. Before every Jamaican in the world starts having a go at me! The shoplifter that I witnessed is no way representative of most Jamaicans, who are in fact good hard working law abiding and respectful people.
Also before those BNP clowns start using this article as ammunition, I witnessed a couple of their finest supporters the other day in a Somerfield’s. How could I tell that there affiliations lay with the BNP, I guess it was the tattoos on their knuckles, which were a dead give away! These hardworking, honest and righteous upholders of the British way of life, (you know I’m kidding, right) were stuffing cans of lagers down the fronts of their jeans!
For me the Jamaican Ghetto Girl who I witnessed shoplifting, was dong so out of need and desperation to survive. I actually see her actions as being less of crime than what those robbing British MP’s, have recently been exposed of doing. They have for years being cheating and fiddling their expenses at the hands of the tax payers of this country and it isn’t as if any them fuckers are broke.
It was only afterwards that I thought about things and I think that the Ghetto Jamaican Girl was using her sweet booty as a decoy and that the security guard must have had his normal sharp concentration ruined by it!
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MP’s are bigger and more sneaky worms than any shoplifter out there. They should all be in jail for stealing our money.
Great site and thanx for the post