Scottish Terrorist On The Loose At Westfield Shopping Centre In London
Westfield Shopping Centre, which is located in Shepherds Bush in London, is seemingly the biggest Shopping centre in Europle. I have personally been dragged around the place kicking and screaming on a number of occasions. It is most definitely every woman’s dream and every guys nightmare.
It is bad enough having to go with your woman around a normal sized shopping centre, but a super sized place such as Westfield is a fucking pain in the ass. It is one of those places that never seems to end, it just goes on and on and on.
My encounter with a Scottish terrorist at Westfield Shopping Centre happened last week. I never even knew there was such a thing. But no seemingly they are out there in huge numbers. In fact unbeknown to me that Scottish terrorist was me, or I should say potential terrorist.
I walked into Westfield, armed with my trusty digital camera ready to take a few pictures so I could show every man in the world, how bad a place it truly is. I lined up my picture, I took aim with my camera I got ready to press the detonator, when suddenly a security guard spoilt my picture by walking into it.
The Westfield Shopping Centre security guard was walking in my direction, I thought fuck, I have been rumbled. My dastardly and sinister plan of taking a few pictures of a living hell had been well and truly rumbled. Mr Security guard politely informed me that the taking of pictures inside Westfield was prohibited, WTF.
WTF is happening to the world when you cant even take a few pictures inside a fucking shopping centre. He explained to me it was in case of possible terrorist attacks. I could be a terrorist, taking pictures as part of my evil plan to come back at a later date and blow the place up. And some other reason that I failed to remember because I was still trying to take him seriously.
I will give the security guard credit, he even had smile on his face when he was basically telling me I was part of some secret Scottish terrorist cell. Do the Westfield Shopping centres management really think terrorists are going to be walking around with digital cameras taking pictures. I somehow don’t think so, if that’s the case they better ban every fucking tourist from taking pictures anywhere in London. That’s how ridiculous this is.
Can you imagine the next time your about to snap a picture of a real London icon such as Big Ben or Tower Bridge and a police offer approaches you to inform you, sorry but you cant do that. Because you could be a terrorist taking pictures to case out the place in order blow it up at a later date.
I know the real reason that the Westfield Shopping Centre management don’t want any pictures of the place getting out into the public domain. It is quite simply because they don’t want all the men out there to know how bad this shopping centre truly is. In my mind it was easier walking up Ben Nevis in the lashing rain, that it is spending a day wandering around this hell hole.
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It makes sense – those photos reminded me that it is just another shopping mall and given my hatred of shopping and malls, I’d sooner not bother. So yeah, i can see why they’d be worried!
no danger, scottish terrorists. like you say thay wouldnt be walkin around a c.c.t.v shopping centre with a fckin camera,. stupid cunts lol