$ No Cash You Crash | Wise Words From A Greedy Banker

I was wandering around St Lawrence Gap, which is the main party area in Barbados just before Christmas. The recession was just starting to hit Barbados big time, people were feeling the pain of the world recession started by greedy power mad bankers and equally greedy politicians.

My own personal pain of a failed marriage, pain in the ass girlfriend and the recession blues were being numbed by numerous 2 for 1 Pina Coladas at Café Sol, the best Mexican restaurant on the Island. Life shouldn’t have felt as good as it did.

I had enough of the Mexican atmosphere and decided to head up to Club NXS to take in the vibes and the Rum. I was walking along the road when I came across the best piece of graffiti art or whatever the hell it is, I have ever seen in my life. It was propped up against a  wall in a  run down door way and all it said was $ NO CASH YOU CRASH.

If I had any sense I would have picked the piece of graffiti art up and taken it home with me and sold it to the Tate Modern for a couple of million. It would be better than 80% of the crap, which they have in the Tate that they are currently  tying to masquerade as art.

$ NO CASH YOU CRASH, was probably created by a greedy banker with a sense of humour who was holidaying in Barbados. Lets face facts, bankers must have an amazing sense of humour. How could they not, when less than a year ago too many banks to mention were saved from extinction with public money, and now the fuckers are miraculously paying themselves millions in bonuses. Go figure that one out.

I’m not one for conspiracy theory’s but I cant help but feel that politicians and bankers have transpired to make sure they keep on getting richer, while laughing at the public as they fuck them in the ass big time.

$ No CASH YOU CRASH well not if you’re a banker, you can lose billions, help to create a world recession and still end up getting paid millions in bonuses, it’s a funny old world sometimes. If that is not plain old corruption, what is?

I think I need to get myself back over to St Lawrence Gap for some of those Pina Coladas to help me chill out. I wonder if that $ No CASH YOU CRASH sign is still propped up against the wall in that run down doorway?

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