My Friend Joe | Life Is So Unfair

I was out for a few beers last night with one of my friends called Joe. And oh boy does this guy feel sorry for himself. It is the end of the world for him and he cant take any more. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR, seems to be his favourite new quote.

You may be wondering what this normally happy guy was so pissed off about. What had life thrown his way to make him feel so bad. The last time I was out with him was about 4 months ago and things were going great for him back then. In fact he had never been happier he had a good job that he loved, nice pad, BMW, he was sort of happily married, even though his wife was seemingly a bit of pain, his words not mine and he was banging some bird he had met off the internet, again his words not mine.

I remember back then saying to him that he better watch out his wife doesn’t find out about the new found love of his life that he had met off of some sex site, who was of course also married. His words were he was too smart and careful to ever get caught. “OF COURSE YOU ARE JOE”. Isn’t that how every cheater thinks. I personally think getting caught is more to do with how smart your wife or partner is, whether they care and of course whether they are prepared to confront the issue.

Well Joe’s wife had her suspicions, he was going to the gym 4 times a week and was still looking as out as shape as ever, he was also going out a little bit more often with the boys. This had been going on for about 6 months or so. Mrs Joe decided that it was probably best not to confront him. In fact that was a good move on her part. Because he had told the boys that if he ever got caught out that he would have lied till he was blue in his face, in fact he said even if she had video evidence of him getting it on with his internet girl, he would still deny and then deny it some more.

Mrs Joe played dirty to catch a dirty rat. She placed some tracking software on Joe’s laptop so she could read all is dirty ongoings. Lets just say his emails and messenger messages kinda made the picture very clear, plus naughty pictures they had sent to each other. And what they had already got up too and what they were still going to get up too. Lets just say Joe’s defence of DENY was well and truly fucked up. He was hung, drawn and quartered.

Long and the short of the story is that Mrs Joe kicked Mr Joe’s sorry ass out. In fact from what I heard she would have given Mrs Tiger Woods a run for her money if you know what I mean. Joe seen the error of his ways and hoped that sorry and I wont do it again would make everything all right. But sorry wasn’t enough and she told Joe that it was over and divorce is the only answer.

Well Joe if you play with fire you are going to get burnt. What I said to Joe last night was, “I cant understand what your so unhappy about. I thought you would be pleased that you have finally got rid of that pain in the ass wife of yours”. He sure had me confused. I couldn’t understand what his problem was. It seems that his wife of 10 years wasn’t such pain after all.

To make matters worse a few days after he was kicked into touch by his wife, Joe’s internet sex cheat decided to end things with him as well. She was scared in case she got caught out. Mrs Joe had called her and said she was going to make sure her husband found out everything. She was seemingly a nervous wreck just waiting for her husband to find out. Dance with the devil and be prepared to pay the price. What is it with all these cheats and scared of getting caught out, don’t cheat  if you cant face the consequences of getting caught.

And to put the icing on the cake, Joe’s wife seemingly had a new man in her life as well. And for some strange reason that really was pissing him off. “Life was so unfair.” I have known a few guys over the years that have got caught cheating, got dumped and when the wife gets a new man it always drives them almost insane. I find that kinda weird and a bit of contradiction.

At least Joe was looking in good  shape, he had really started going to the gym 4 times a week, so he could escape from his dreary little bedsit he now calls home. Hopefully the pain that Joe feels will have taught him a valuable lesson and he will start living his life with some honesty, pride and treating people how he would like to be treated. Time to move on buddy, you need to take a cold hard look at yourself in the mirror and realise that you have no one to blame but yourself, accept what you have done, lost and then get on with your life. It sometimes isn’t quite so true that the grass is always greener on the other side….

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