London Spy Doing His Thing

The world of spying and espionage sure has hit the headlines over the past couple of months. I personally came face to face with the dastardly, murky cloak and dagger world of an undercover London spy doing his thing earlier on this morning. I just pray to god that this guy wasn’t MI6′s top operative, because he stood out like a sore thumb…lets just say he wasn’t very discreet!

Just the other day a murdered British spy was found stuffed into sports bag in the bath of his London flat. I’m sure we will never find out the truth as to what really happened! And of course not so long ago 11 Russian spies were caught red handed in America…I thought the cold war was over, seemingly not! I’m also quite certain that there are plenty Yankee and Brit spies in Russia!

I was power walking down Brondesbury Road in Kilburn at around 9am  when I had that feeling I was being watched. I had a quick scan around and I noticed a curtain twitching and then I saw someone with binoculars spying on people…wtf. He was an old timer, he looked around 70 years old. I thought he is probably just neighbourhood watch, keeping an eye on things.

He was trying to be discreet, but something had caught his beady eye…was it a burglar or a mugger getting ready to commit a crime…It wasn’t! What had caught the London spies attention, what had made him give his position away. I carefully watched where those binoculars were pointing and it could only be one thing, but a girl with the most juicy and rounded booty you could ever imagine, shaking it like crazy as she walked down the road. The old timer had stood up and zoomed those binoculars in for a better look…dirty old man! But I suppose watching the girls go by is better than playing draughts with his old cronies…I know what I would rather be doing!

They are spying on us…we are spying on them…and the old timer is keeping an eye on the girlies walking down Brondesbury Road in Kilburn, London. Just another London spy making sure the world is a safer place…

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