Just Another Murdering London Town Cyclist
Cyclists, your either one or you hate them…they constantly run red lights, cycle on pavements, cycle down one way streets the wrong way, most them of them haven’t got a fucking clue about the rules of the road and they moan like crazy about the slightest thing that effects them and much, much more…! I HATE CYCLISTS…they are a pain in the ass.
I’m not trying to tar every single cyclist in London or the world for that matter with the same brush, just 90% of them. You very, very occasionally get some that have got manners and actually know the rules of the road. I guess they must have actually passed a driving test at some point in their miserable life’s. And don’t get me started on those terrors on two wheels that can’t read signs along the canal that tell them do get the fuck off their bikes and push them.
What is it about cyclist and how every single time I see one of them they seem to be in the greatest hurry in the world. It is like they are cycling in the Tour De France and they are desperate to get the yellow jersey on their sweaty backs for winning the race. Rush, rush, rush thats all cyclists seem to do, always in a hurry to get some place.
I will tell you why I don’t have any sympathy for cyclists it is there total and blatant disregard for everyone apart from themselves. Go for a walk along the canal and these fuckers will be speeding along like lunatics…they just don’t care. I recently went for a wee stroll along the canal close to Kings Cross and the amount of cyclists that were flying along the tow path like there was some kind of emergency was un-fucking-believable. What’s the rush. Slow down and chill out and enjoy the scenery before you hurt someone or end up like that cyclist that recently got strangled unconscious on Oxford Street…what comes around goes around!
What do you get when have speeding cyclists blasting along Regents Park canal towpath and a gosling’s coming out of the water to feed on the grass? I will tell you what you get squashed gosling’s! In fact it is just another murder committed by a couldn’t care less cyclist. Last week a pedestrian witnessed a cyclist mowing down a gosling and would you believe it the clown never even stopped.
Just another murder of a gosling committed by a cyclist…but one of these days karma will come back to bite them on their sweaty asses and you can take that to the bank…!
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The cyclists around here cycle along the path and expect pedestrians to step into the road to avoid them!
Also the wrong way down one way streets, turning without signalling and at night without lights. I hate rude cyclists
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Couldn’t have said it better. Regents Canal is truly hazzardous
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