I have A Confession To Make Shhh | Please Forgive Me!

I have a confession to make for I have sinned. My soul needs to be cleansed and I feel that  the only way I can get onto the road too redemption is by confessing my sin to my legions of readers. I suppose if I was a Catholic I could take a wee wander down to my nearest church and confess to the Priest and say a few Hail Mary’s and I would be forgiven, but I aint, so that isn’t an option.

Last night..I can barely bring myself to type this…I feel so bad, so guilty! I tried to pretend it never happened, but the vision of what I did keeps coming back to haunt me. I swear my hands are shaking like crazy as I type this. I went into a McDonald’s and bought something. There I have said it!

Around 11pm last night I suddenly had a compulsion to eat some ice cream. Not any old ice cream but a McDonald’s McFlurry. The devil put temptation before me and I couldn’t resist.

I had been out for a stroll looking for some inspiration for the book I’m writing and believe me wandering around the mean streets of Kilburn late at night is a good place for getting my mind rolling. I was just heading home, when a couple of girls walked past me eating McFlurries. I was hooked they seemed to be enjoying themselves a little bit too much. I had to go get one.

My brain was telling me don’t do it, my heart was saying go home, don’t do it, but my legs made me walk to McDonald’s. And then it got worse I bought two McFlurries with Smarties. And they tasted delicious. I hate you McDonald’s for making me go buy those ice creams. If I could afford the £150 an hour for a crooked lawyer I would go get one and sue the pants off you, but since I’m broke it’s your lucky day.

I beg for forgiveness, I promise to try and not do it again, unless I have too…

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