Hey Miss India I’m Not Looking At Your Boobs!

Yesterday morning at around 8.30am off I went to my local doctors surgery for a walk in appointment. Yes indeed the Wandering Scotsman was in need of some medical advice.

Just like you do… I walked up to the receptionist, said hello, smiled … hey I can’t help it if I have manners and a smile don’t cost you anything! I looked Miss India straight in the eyes and said I would like to book a walk in appointment. Before she even said a word, first thing she does is pull her slightly low cut top closed at the top. I guess she didn’t want me looking at her little boobs. Seriously there wasn’t anything to look at and on top of that I wasn’t even looking down her top until she drew my attention to her boobs by pulling her top closed. Maybe if she had big boobs I may have had a wee peek … hey I’m a guy and that’s what we do!

I couldn’t help but wonder why Miss India was wearing a top which revealed a tiny amount, of her tiny boobs, when she is working at a reception, sitting on a seat, which requires people to be looking down towards her when they speak to her. Maybe she wasn’t happy that I never looked at her boobs or something.

Anyway, Miss India had to take her hand away from her top to operate the computer. When her ever so slightly low cut top opened again I didn’t know where to look. Was I meant to look at the roof, the ground, at her head or down her top…just what is a guy meant to do in such a situation? Because she had brought my attention to her boobs, I had to fight the demons which were telling me to look down her top…

Anyway, Miss India booked me an appointment with a doctor who had an Irish sounding surname. My own over worked doc was on holiday. I took a seat in the waiting room along with the ‘United Nations’ and after a short wait it was my turn. And the Irish sounding doctor was in fact a beautiful looking Indian woman.

Thankfully Miss, Ms or Mrs Indian Doctor wasn’t wearing a low cut top. She turned out to be quite probably one of the nicest and friendliest doctors I have ever had an appointment with..

Hey Miss India I’m Not Looking At Your Boobs and if you are so paranoid people are having a wee peek, don’t where a top that reveals quite so much skin! Just another day in the neighbourhood..

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