Help The World Is Going Crazy | It Has Become A Crime To Rescue GOLDFISH

Help the world is going crazy. It has become a criminal offence to save goldfish in Wales. Is this what 13 years of a Labour Government have created in this country. You can virtually beat someone half to death and all you will get is a slap on wrist from some out of touch Judge.

Yet for saving a few pesky little goldfish, you could quite possible end up with a trip to  court and a criminal record. I can really see the sense in that….

I read the news today oh boy…well it was yesterday actually and I couldn’t believe what I was reading. In fact I still cant.

A voluntary hospital from Cardiff in Wales committed the most hideous and dastardly criminal offence known to humanity…Yes it is so bad I can barely bring my self to write about it.

You may be wondering what did Clive Roberts do….Wait for it….He rescued 60 GOLDFISH from a pond that was about to be drained where he worked. I reckon the man should get at least 20 years in prison and at least 50 lashes of the birch for this outrageous act. Or he should be made to spend an afternoon in the company of Mayor Boris Johnson…!

The problem is that by saving the goldfish Clive broke the law. Yes I know its hard to believe, but the Environment Agency says he needed a license to remove the goldfish. I know what your thinking WTF. But wait for it,  the good folks at the Environment Agency say that he could be fined up to £1000 for saving the goldfish.

Have the twats at the  Environment Agency really not got anything better to do, than threaten to prosecute somebody because they save a few goldfish, give me a fucking breaking. Get on with doing some real work you bunch of petty minded little clowns.

Some twat at the Environment Agency read his little rule book, which states it is illegal to remove fish from their habitat without permission. Officials say the law is designed to prevent the spread of lethal fish diseases. The fish were kept kept in a pond at University of Cardiff Hospital of Wales which was slowly getting drained. I get it the civil servants wanted him to apply for a license, which they would have taken months to issue. Because we all know how long it takes these time wasters to do anything…

So before you move your two goldfish you have swimming around in a bowl in your living room, phone up the Environment Agency and pay for an expensive license….Somebody has to make sure those little twits have something to do…

Breaking news….NEWS FLASH it seems that a wee bit of bad publicity has made the twits at the Environment Agency see some sense and they will quite probably not be pursing this matter any more….I’m sure they have  more pressing work to be  get getting on with. Perhaps not…

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