Hairy Assed Cyclists All Over London | Yikes!

World Naked Bike Day took place in London on Saturday and what a horrible site it was too. Loads of hairy assed cyclists and that was just the woman…all over central London. There must have been about a 1000 thousand cyclists taking part…some were fully nude, some were a wee bit shy and kept there underwear on and some were covered in body paint.

Saturday’s event was all about publicising the plight of those hard done by cyclists who never break the law…who never cycle through red lights or cycle on pavements and countless other misdemeanour’s. The reason for so many wackjobs stripping off and getting on their bikes and parading through London for all to gawk at, was to highlight cyclists’ vulnerability and to demonstrate the destructive nature of cars versus the environmentally friendly bicycle. Try walking or jogging that is even more environmentally friendly.

I’m quite aware of the fact that the nudity aspect of World Naked Bike Day is all about the huge amount of publicity it generates. I however wonder if it creates the right kind of publicity. Sure there were tens of thousands of people watching, many of whom were there just there to get the chance to see some live naked bodies. There were eyes popping out of sockets all over the place… cameras and mobile phones going like crazy as people desperately tried to get some interesting pictures. But did anybody apart from the cyclists really give a shit about their plight?

The last time I felt as physically sick as I did when those cyclists whizzed past me on Saturday afternoon, was when I inadvertently wandered onto a nudist beach in Stiges, when I was on holiday in Barcelona a few years back. Some people look terrible with clothes on and they then want to expose their un-groomed, out of shape naked body to the world…dis-fucking-gusting!

And believe me I tried my best not to look, but when those wackjobs are right in your line of vision, its hard not to notice them. What I will say is that I hope Gok Wan was there watching those nude cyclists parading themselves through London on Saturday because he has got about 1000 possible people for the next series of ‘How To Look Good Naked’.

Naked London Cyclists, I know how the roads can become a safer and friendlier place for you…learn the rules of the road, slow down and get some dam common sense..! An event like World Naked Bike Day, tells me what I knew all along,  that  most cyclist haven’t got any class or style  and whether they  have got clothes on or not, they are  still a big pain in the ass!

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