Good Idea Boris You Twat

Mayor Boris Johnson has clearly shown that he hasn’t got a fucking clue about real life. We are in the midst of a hard hitting recession. And what does the clown do, he puts up the tube and bus prices in London. If only the quality of service would go up to match the price increases. There is as much chance of that happening as there is of Boris thinking there is something wrong with his Banker buddies getting millions of pounds in bonuses.

Unemployment is rising and many people are being forced to take shit paying jobs to make ends meet. London is already an unbelievable expensive city to travel in and it just got even more expensive.

Boris has given many reasons for the need to put up prices. The rises are needed to fill a huge black hole in the Mayors transport budget, which has being caused by a huge reduction in the amount of journeys made on London transport. Rising unemployment and less people travelling to work is the main cause of this. But I’m sure all those London Underground employees will make sure they get a nice juicy pay rise this year. If not the fuckers will be on strike again.

Money is also needed to fund improvements to the network and of course to make all those upgrades for the Olympics. I just hope those Olympics games are worth it. I have a funny feeling they are going to cost the normal person in the street a lot of money. But make big money for a lot of people involved in the old boys clubs!

Mayor Boris of course doesn’t put his hand up and take any reasonability for the 6 to 20% rises, it is of course the last Mayor good old Ken Livingstone’s fault. Sure it is Boris!

Listen to me Mayor Boris, you say that the public has to swallow some bitter medicine to help improve the quality of life in London. If only anybody really believed that things will ever improve. The constant delays, line faults, signalling failures, line closures and over crowded tubes, as well as buses will still be happening in 20 years time. I’m pretty sure of that.

Are you still reading Boris, well I have a very simple plan as to how you can raise 10’s of millions of pounds. Start fining all those fuckers that drive through the lights, when the green man is flashing. Give them a fixed penalty fine of around £100 pounds.

It is a really simple system to set up. Let me get the ball rolling for you. I know an Eaton and Oxford educated Conservative twat like you would try and make it all too complicated. Set up two person teams, with good quality video cameras so you can clearly film the drivers face, by doing so you will have them bang to rights when they break the law.

I would have a team set up at busy sets of traffic lights on every high road or main street in every borough in London. Lets use Kilburn High Road as an example. I reckon you would make around £1000 an hour from those that run traffic lights when the green man is flashing in Kilburn. You would obviously change the set of traffic lights you targeted on a daily basis, for obvious reasons.

Hey Boris not only are you making lots of juicy money that you can squander on so called transport improvements in London that will never happen, but you can truly improve the quality of life in this city. Just do it Boris!

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