Girls, Girls and Big Girls

For most guys out there, girls make the world go around, unless your gay then I suppose guys make your world go around. There is also small a percentage of guys and girls that are into transsexuals, as well as a tiny minority that are just not into anything. Each to there own, Its not my job to judge anybody. And I better not forget, there are people that are into anything that moves, which has a pulse on it.

I fall into the first category, I like girls, that’s just the way it is. The more the merrier, I’m only kidding with the last comment before I end up with an unhappy African Princess, who might not quite get my warped sense of humour. I was only joking honest. I think Tiger Woods is  into the nail anythng that breathes category, what do you think? Am I allowed to say that about Tiger please don’t get your bad ass lawyers onto me, it is only a joke. HONEST.

Some guys out there like skinny girls, some guys like voluptuous girls, and guys like me like something in the middle of that, and there are guys out there that prefer very big girls, otherwise known as fat girls. Each to their own, wouldn’t it be a sad boring world if we all looked the same and had the same likes and dislikes.

Don’t you love the press in the UK. One second they are having a go at those skinny freaky models that obviously eat a stick of celery as their main meal. Then they are rushing to the bathroom to throw it up, because they think they have put on an ounce of weight. The next second the press are having a go at stars such as Mariah Carey, who looks amazing because she puts on a couple pounds. What is it the press are trying to tell us? Who really gives a fuck or pays attention to them.

The bottom line is no man or woman can or ever will look as good as some of those airbrushed stars. Unless that is you are good with Photoshop, then you can. I remember way back in the day, I thought Kate Moss, was stunning, then I see her in real life on the streets of London and she is nothing special in the looks or body department. Photoshop does an amazing job. Just look at Ricky Gervais who looked thin in his last movies advertising campaign, give me a fucking break.

The bigger girls in our society always seem to get a hard time. You don’t get too many guys admitting that they are into fat girls. I have a classic example. My last flat mate and life long friend Mr T, was always knocking fat girls, especially girls with voluptuous booties. Get this, he calls me up one day asking if I was at home, I was. He asked me to get a reference number for him off a letter in his filing cabinet. As I’m hunting for the reference number, what did I find but a pile of porno magazines called “Big Girls”. I never said anything but waited until the next time he was slagging off a big girl, when we were at a club.

Its coming to the end of another year, and I can imagine that there is going to be about 1 billion woman all over the world who  are going to be starting off 2010 with a resolution to loose weight. Some of them maybe need to lose a few pounds, but from personal experience many of them probably don’t need too. There is nothing worse than a girl on a diet, man that is painful stuff.

Girls make the world go round and life is a much happier and a better place when I have one to share my world with.

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