Crazy Irish Man On The London Tube

I was at Hammersmith Tube station the other day, walking along the platform looking for a seat on the train. I eventually found a carriage, which was half empty. I thought this is a stroke of luck, the rest of them until this point had been packed.

After I sat down I found out why it was half empty. There was a mad Irish bastard, who quite clearly liked a drink or two. He had made friends with some poor student who was sitting on the seat opposite him. They were having a heated conversation about politics, well it was heated from the Irish man. I never heard the student say one word.

I find people like the crazy Irish man, amazing characters. They sure help to turn an otherwise boring tube journey into a raucous affair. He was dressed like your typical boozer, ill fitting black suit and carrying a plastic bag.

Someone how David Cameron, Conservative would be Prime Minister of Great Britain had upset the Irish man big time. During the Conservatives recent annual conference in Manchester they had spoken so much rubbish that they had pushed this normally placid and sober Irish man over the edge.

I cant really repeat anything the Irish man said because, he kind of swore a lot and shouted even more, about his total distain for David Cameron and his Tory Party goons. I must admit some of what he was saying made a lot sense. Which is kind of scary that a drunk Irish man speaks more sense than David Cameron, in fact he made more sense than Gordon Brown too.

The crazy Irish bastard got real funny when he started having a go at Mayor Boris Johnson for the banning of drinking alcohol on the tubes. He then proceeded to pull out a bottle out of his plastic bag, which he than started drinking. It was a mixture of whisky and cider, I have never tried that cocktail before but Irish man seemed to like it.

Mr 60 year old  Irish  man was clearly unhinged and alcohol obviously rules his life. Every time he started ranting, he banged his fists down on this legs, so hard I swear it felt like the whole carriage was shaking. I also couldn’t help but notice that he had knuckles that were fucking huge. I would hazard a guess and say that this guy had done quite a bit of boxing in his day.

As Irish man got off his seat to leave he then starting ranting on about the up coming Irish Vs Italy football match. He seemingly had a £50 bet on Italy to beat the Irish, he said “you would have to be fucking crazy to think that Ireland have got a chance”. Well crazy Irishman you lost your £50 as the game ended in a draw.

As crazy Irish man was walking off the tube he dropped something, but I don’t think he will be going to lost property to retrieve it. It was a six inch butchers knife.

London sure is a mad place, full of crazy and dangerous characters, that you never truly know what they are capable off.

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