Come On England Stuff The Yanks

Come  On England Stuff The Yanks
I sure as hell don’t want England to win the world cup. In fact they aint going to win the world cup. No fucking way. Most of those English players are spoilt enough, obnoxious enough and rich enough without having their almighty fucking egos boosted even more. But I really want them to stuff the...

2 Blisters and 1 Cut | FUCK!

2 Blisters and 1 Cut | FUCK!
2 blisters and 1 cut on my right hand and lots of multi coloured mess…it sounds like I have done a bit of hard graft for a change, nope it wasn’t that. But It felt like it. In order to save some money…I had to earn those savings that  I was making the good old fashioned way with some...

Hunting For Ashley Cole | All I Want To Do Is Bite His Head Off

Hunting For Ashley Cole | All I Want To Do Is Bite His Head Off
I braved the hustle and bustle of the BIG Poundland on Kilburn High Road this morning. There were a few bits and pieces I was needing from the cheapest shop in town. I thought I might as well pay a quid for them as opposed to double that in Sainsbury’s or Superdrug. I aint ashamed to say I shop...

The Summer Time Blues

The Summer Time Blues
The recession is soon going to be kicking in big time, as if it already wasn’t…things are seemingly going to get real painful in the UK. Thanks to the huge mess that the Labour Party have created, all citizens young and old, rich and poor…especially the poor are going to be feeling...

Just Another Murdering London Town Cyclist

Just Another Murdering London Town  Cyclist
Cyclists, your either one or you hate them…they constantly run red lights, cycle on pavements, cycle down one way streets the wrong way, most them of them haven’t got a fucking clue about the rules of the road and they moan like crazy about the slightest thing that effects them and much,...

Camden Town Fake Goods Kingpin On The Run

Camden Town Fake Goods Kingpin On The Run
An interesting article caught my eye in the local free Camden rag this week concerning a fake goods mastermind Mr Swee-Teong Chew.  He  failed to turn up at court to be given a 3 year prison sentence after being prosecuted by the Islington Trading Standards team, the sentence was subsequently handed...

Aberdeen Rowies Dreaming

Aberdeen Rowies Dreaming
The French have croissants and very tasty they are too, the Glaswegians have Glasgow rolls and they taste nae bad as well, us Aberdonians have Rowies and they are the business, the real deal. If there is one thing I truly miss about back home apart from my family, friends and the weather…the last...

Fly By Wire | Ride The Wild Beast

Fly By Wire | Ride The Wild Beast
Speed is a drug, well it is for some people. The thrill of going at breathtaking speeds is the ultimate buzz for them. I personally don’t get any excitement or pleasure from going fast…it doesn’t scare me too much either…maybe just a wee bit. I have never wanted to jump out of...

Crooked Nosed Devil Boy

Crooked Nosed Devil Boy
I was walking down the road this morning minding my own business just like I do, without a care in the world. Life was good…I felt like I was walking on water. Then Crooked Nosed Devil Boy, appeared out of nowhere with his side kick, his woman. And then my happy mood was taken from me, as quickly...

Monday Morning Blues Back On The Chain Gang

Monday Morning Blues Back On The Chain Gang
Monday mornings…don’t you just love them. Another fresh start to the working week and the opportunity to make things happen, great things. Or are you one of the millions that dread Monday mornings with a passion…the torture is about to begin again. Monday mornings are anything but a...

Wolf People Of London | Freaky Wackjobs

Wolf People Of London | Freaky Wackjobs
I was all alone wandering around Paddington Old Cemetery last night. It was 7.30pm, the rain was falling, daylight was fading rapidly and there was a real fucking spooky feeling in the air. This ancient graveyard felt like it was coming to life, the place which had become my garden and a place where...

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