Are You You F***ing Blind Cyclist

Don’t you just love cyclists…perhaps not, unless you happen to be one, then you are cut from the same cloth so to speak! My opinion on London Cyclists is well known, I find them to be an out of control menace and a  very real danger to  pedestrians, drivers and to themselves. There are  however a few exceptions to the rule, so I’m not tarring them all with the same brush, just 95% of them!

Why is that London Cyclists are always in such a rush…rush, rush, rush that’s what they seem to be all about. They just don’t want to stop for anything! They have got to get to their destination as quickly as possible, nothing can slow them down, not cars, not traffic lights not even pedestrians.

Red means stop, flashing green man means it is time for the pedestrians to cross the road safely, not for cyclists to keep on going. Unless the cyclists have their own special version of the highway code, which I’m pretty sure they do.

I was crossing over Kilburn High Road today. I waited patiently for the green man to flash, I wasn’t in a rush to get anywhere, a few minutes waiting isn’t going to twist my mellow. Patience is a virtue after all!

The green man eventually starts to flash, an asshole of a cyclist keeps on going. He is either, blind or just plain stupid…probably both. I see him coming but I aint stopping for him or jumping out the way. I haven’t got a problem knocking him off his bike if I need too, he wont be the first! He shouts out are you fucking blind. Lets figure this one out, he hasn’t just went through the red light, he kept on going when the green man was flashing and he is asking me about my eyesight.

Because I’m a nice guy I ask him if he is fucking blind as he is the one that has went through the fucking red light and when the green man is flashing. I walk towards him and he suddenly starts to cycle like a bat out of hell up Kilburn Road away from me.

It seems to me that cyclists know they are breaking the law when they cycle through red lights and when the green man is flashing, but they choose to break the law because they get away with it. Cyclists obviously think they have the right to choose what laws that they obey or disregard. What about if we all start choosing what laws we feel are right or wrong. Lets just say if I break the law and start kicking in the wheels or bursting the tyres of every bicycle I walk past. I have a funny feeling that the bike owners are not going to like that bit of law breaking…just like I don’t want to see them running red lights, endangering pedestrians, cycling on pavements, or speeding the wrong way up one way streets. Just keeping it real…

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