Almost Squashed By The Biggest Booty In London

Yesterday morning at precisely 11.45am my whole world flashed before me. I thought it was over for me…that the time had come for me to meet my maker. It was horrendous.

I was sitting upstairs on the 98 bus going nowhere in particular…or I should say I didn’t quite know where I was going. My destination was Edgware Road and to a Lebanese cafe I went to ages ago for brunch. I just couldn’t remember where about it was exactly situated and Edgware Road is a long fucking road.

At the very last bus stop on Kilburn High Road I was looking out the window doing a bit of watching the world go about its business, when I had a wee peek of the people getting on the bus. That was when I had the first glance of the biggest booty in  London. This lady was all ass and then some more. It was massive. This ass was a lethal weapon, I wondered how many guys she had hospitalised with that thing.

I must admit I like a nice voluptuous booty myself but this booty was way too much for a guy like me. There should have been a health warning on that ladies ass, in fact I think there was.

The bus was fairly busy,  it was standing room only downstairs. Huge  booty lady somehow managed to get that massive  ass of hers up the stairs. I was praying like crazy that she never came and sat down next to me. I didn’t want to be squashed. I still had things I wanted to to do and achieve in life. I wasn’t ready to go. SAVE ME LORD!

I was scared to look at her, the sweat was dripping off my forehead as she slowly walked towards me. My whole body was starting to shake. She stopped beside me and pointed that huge ass right at me and then got ready to sit down on the seat. Or I should say it looked more like she was going to sit down on me…crush me.

I just about blacked out. Mayor Boris Johnson had sent a booty hit woman to crush me to death. I thought no fucking way…there aint enough room on this seat for me and the biggest booty in all of London. Just before she crushed me, I quickly said, have my seat because I’m getting off soon…well I was now! My quick thinking had saved me from getting squashed.

I stood up and let her have my seat and I swear that huge booty nearly knocked me over when it rubbed against me as she wobbled it into the seat. When I sat down again I had about 3 inches to sit on…it was so uncomfortable that I waited about 1 minute and then went and stood downstairs.

I have never seen or been so close to such a massive booty in all of my life, even when I was living in Barbados and there is some huge booty girls over there. That was the most frightening ride of my life…bus ride.

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